Sunday, December 4, 2011
The Weekend Muffin Soon To Return
I've been going through a lot of shit lately so I had to temporarily stop updating this site. But soon I will hopefully start posting more muffins. When? I have no idea, so stay tuned for future updates. :D
Friday, August 12, 2011
Muffin Hiatus
Due to issues with paying the electric bill, The Weekend Muffin will be undergoing a long hiatus. When will new muffins post? That I have no idea yet. So until further notice The Weekend Muffin will not update. :'(
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Stephen King's Take on Harry Potter and Twilight
This is so true. I forgot who wrote the garbage twilight, but Stephen King's a real author. He writes real books not pieces of shit that's pre-teen porn. J.K. Rowling wrote a great series and got praise from Stephen King. Girl who made twilight, her name wasn't even worth remembering. And fyi, vampires don't fucking sparkle!!! Baka!
Isis Love Rapes Stacey With A Strap On
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Saturday, July 16, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
David Tennant in Harry Potter
I can't believe I never noticed that it was David Tennant in this scene o.o.
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Create a website with SocialGO
I'm thinking of using this to create my own social network. I'm still debating it thou. If I do make my own social website will you all join?
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Saturday, July 2, 2011
IF THE INTERNET WAS REAL
This is so true lol. And internet trolls think there safe behind their computers but they fail to realize that they can be tracked down if they piss off the wrong person. Dumb trolls lol XD
Doctor Who: Children in Need Special 2005
I'm so mad that I just found out about this scene :/. No one ever mentioned it.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Darkstalkers Morrigan Cosplay Sex
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Saturday, June 25, 2011
A Midget, A Lesbian, and A Tranny
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Well I did warn you I was going to post weird shit on here didn't I? lol XD
This isn't the weirdest thing I've seen actually lol XD
Monday, June 20, 2011
No More Censorship
I'm here to announce that I will no longer censor myself on here. I will be posting very explicit stuff on here as well as the usual stuff I post. If I find something either funny, weird, or just plain hot then it's going up no matter what type of content it is. The site already warns you of adult content, I'm just further warning you of what's to cum... haha XD
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Category Reformat
I will slowly be changing the categories. There will be more labels relevant to the post I put on here for now on. So little by little you'll notice new labels in the category section as I post every weekend.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Monday, May 2, 2011
Disqus: New Comment System
I've just installed a brand new comment system so now commenting on my posts will be a bit more fun. All thanks to Disqus! :D
Sunday, May 1, 2011
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It!
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Video Game Returns: Chapter Two: Page Thirteen
I just released a new page of my webcomic so check it out now! :D
Video Game Returns: Chapter Two: Page Thirteen
Video Game Returns: Chapter Two: Page Thirteen
Friday, April 29, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Fuck The Future
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Ranters Review Now On Blogger! :D
I have transferred Ranters Review onto blogger! :D It was originally on Webs but I decided this would be the better choice. So check out my other website! :D www.rantersreview.blogspot.com
Best Of Craigslist: No Sex Tonight
This was hilarious! I had to copy and paste it! lmao! XD
best of craigslist > SF bay area > NO SEX TONIGHT! Originally Posted: Fri, 18 Feb 09:18 PST
Date: 2005-02-18, 9:18AM PST
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
best of craigslist > SF bay area > NO SEX TONIGHT! Originally Posted: Fri, 18 Feb 09:18 PST
NO SEX TONIGHT!
Date: 2005-02-18, 9:18AM PST
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
Talk To The Muffin
For those of you who haven't noticed yet. There's a brand new page on The Weekend Muffin. It's called "Contact The Muffin". Just like the name implies, you can now contact me directly and give me your feedback, requests, and suggestions! :D
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Call of Duty Status Update
My friend posted this on facebook lol:
35 kills in capture the flag 25 air craft destroys 10 really pissed off people. the smile on my face as each one failed to get the flag priceless! XD
35 kills in capture the flag 25 air craft destroys 10 really pissed off people. the smile on my face as each one failed to get the flag priceless! XD
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Warning Please Read
WARNING PLEASE READ - If someone comes to your front door and asks you to remove your clothes and dance in your front yard with your arms in the air DO NOT DO THIS....it is a scam. They just want to see you naked. Please copy and paste this to your status -- I wish I had received this yesterday....I feel so stupid now....
This was on facebook, a friend posted this. Too funny had to share lol XD
This was on facebook, a friend posted this. Too funny had to share lol XD
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Episode 24. God Damn Fucking Woman Elevator Rapist (Part 1)
Omg this is too funny! Be sure to watch all three parts!
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Pillsbury Dough Died At Age 71
My friend on Facebook posted this and it was too funny, I just had to post it on here and share it with all of you. lol XD
ATTENTION.. Please join me in Remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough boy was survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. The Funeral was held today at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
ATTENTION.. Please join me in Remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough boy was survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. The Funeral was held today at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Dragonball Review
Check out this cool review about Dragonball! :D
http://rantersreview.webs.com/apps/blog/show/6445885-dragonball
http://rantersreview.webs.com/apps/blog/show/6445885-dragonball
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Ranters Review Relaunch!
Just recently I have relaunched my other website known as Ranters Review. Now it looks better than ever! :D so check it out! ^^ www.rantersreview.webs.com
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Bristol Zoo: Hilarious!
What makes this even funnier is that this actually happened. It's all true lmao! XD
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Model bitten by snake on her breast during photo session
The models name is Orit Fox. What's ironic about this is that the snake died of silicone poisoning from biting her breast. That's what it gets for being a perv lol XD
Friday, March 11, 2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Banned for Boosting; Over 500 kills in one game
After seeing this I'm glad they got banned. Assholes like this just ruin the fun of the game. Also note that even thou the ban was temporary, their ranks were reset. Karma's a bitch ain't it?
Saturday, February 26, 2011
DBZ -Goku Kills Kid Majin Buu(Remastered) [1080p HD]
The end of the greatest and strongest villain in Dragonball Z Kid Majin Buu.
Goku Vs. King Piccolo (Young) 3/3
This is a classic. When Goku kills King Piccolo and right before he blows up he spits out an egg that contains the Piccolo Jr. that we all know and love.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Stone Cold vs Booker T in a Market
This is a classic. Back when wrestling was actually good unlike now that there's that poser John Cena who pretty much ruined wrestling. >.>
Monday, February 21, 2011
☆What is JINXY?☆
Ok I'm not gonna lie. I only added this video cuz she's cute and has nice boobs :P can you blame me lol :P
Friday, February 18, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Annual Valentine's Day Stoning Of Happy Couple Held
For all the single people out there lol! XD Happy Valentines Day! :P
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Post Number 100!!!!
Well ladies and gentlemen this it the 100th post on The Weekend Muffin! Thank you all for visiting and celebrating with me! :D
Friday, February 11, 2011
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